From long ago, March 2015, I, AnimalBot99, and an old friend of mine, Elastic, got to interview KaceyWillEatChu. It was lost deep within the old website we had used way before Blogger. The interview was for our old blog, The Roblox Archives.
With permission from Kacey I was allowed to re-upload this interview to let it see the light of day once again. This interview is probably the longest that ever took place (2,000+ words), and easily the most outrageous.
Hopefully you enjoy this very well-written interview!
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INTERVIEW WITH INTERVIEWERS
KACEYWILLEATCHU ANIMALBOT99 & LORDELASTIC
Elastic: Hello, noobs. How’re you doing, Animal? Out of jail?
Animal: From our last interview, I am now wanted in the entire US, all of China and some parts of Canada.
Kacey: Hiya, thanks for inviting me I guess? cx
Elastic: Welp, thanks for coming. Hehehe.
Kacey: Pleasure to be here. lel
Animal: I’m just going to sit here and watch.
Elastic: THAT’S NOT WHAT I PAY YOU FOR!
Animal: You pay me in expired milk that you no longer need.
Kacey: All I can say is… Ew.
Elastic: What? I found him eating rotten blocks when I first found him.
Kacey: Sounds about the same way I found Inception…
Elastic: So, now how about actually interviewing? So, KC, what do you do on ROBLOX?
Kacey: Omg, honestly. Nothing, but play games. I love going around and trying out peoples games. From popular to just people who message them to me asking to play. Also streaming, I have made soooo many awesome friends from it. cx
Elastic: Like me, right?
Kacey: Who are you again? jkjk.
Elastic: See that fat guy wearing an undershirt covered in cheeto stains outside your window? I have no idea who that is, but you should call the police.
Kacey: Santa?
Elastic: Nope, that’s his drug addict cousin. So what kind of these games do you like?
Animal: -Watches-
Kacey: -Doesn’t realize that it rolled over to a new page-
Elastic: Scroll down.
Kacey: I love MadStudio games, and also SmoothBlockModel’s. Loleris is pretty cool and creative, I have also spoken to him and a few of his little helpers. :3 And Chrissy, (Smooth) is one of my close friends. OOOH, and Simon’s game “Wings”. I love that game omg. I am sooooo bad at it though. cx
Elastic: Oooooooooooooooooooookkkaaayayyyyy then. Haha, do you do any building or scripting yourself?
Kacey: Actually, I have been being taught by quite a few people, but I am either one, too lazy, or two… too lazy. I could probably do it if I felt like it. xD
Elastic: OK, cool. So do you stream at all?
Kacey: I have streamed twice (that actually worked/lasted) on my own account, but I love to “co-stream” I guess you could call it. I just like hanging out without the struggle of messing up my own stream, ya know? o-o
Elastic: So, you mean appearing on other people’s streams? Like who?
Kacey: Or lord, TONS. Started with InceptionTime, and then I think TiredHippo, then CorvoLive, and IsolationArts, then continued on to lower populated accounts, like iAmStonix, and LazyNarwhal, and a few others. They’re awesome and I am sooooo happy to have them as friends.
Elastic: -Whispers- Did you just friendzone like 10 people at the same time?
Kacey: . No…. Maybe… -cough-
Animal: I am just sitting here, watching…
Elastic: Ahem… OK, then. We got way off track. So do you have many famous friends?
Kacey: Oh yeah, they’re like my family tbh. I love them like crazy. I am even friends with some of the Admins, like Vexedly and Katrina, and sorta others. But I also have friends that aren’t very famous. But they’re really important to me.
Elastic: Very nice. So, now to some standard questions. Hmm… What is your favorite hat in the Catalog?
Kacey: OMGGG. Do not get me started. xD My Valk, and hopefully someday the Dominus Astra. cx
Elastic: Mine, personally, would be either the Dominus Frigidus or, out of my owned ones, the PBTH or Commander Crow’s Wings. Do you have a favorite game?
Kacey: Oh, those are cool tbh. But in all honesty, I don’t think I could ever choose a favorite, I love so many games on ROBLOX.
Elastic: Yeah, that’s what everyone says, haha. Do you have a favorite Genre?
Kacey: I love playing horror games on here, but I am such a fraidy cat, so I tend to steer from them. cx I don’t like taking the chance of screaming and scaring my neighbors. :3 But fo’realys. If I had to choose, it would be horror and murder games. cx
Elastic: OK, now I want to see you stream a scary game. Next question… WIL u DON8 PpL0X
Kacey: xD I’ll think about it. But I am broke. :c I have been donated to so many times and I spend it on random stuff. So ye, 313 robux rn. o-o
Elastic: Join the club of poor people. So,do you get mobbed by fans constantly or are you lucky enough to be able to play in peace?
Kacey: Tbh, when I play games, depending on the game, I can have at least… 4-6 people follow me into a game during the day. But when we stream I get swarmed most of the time. cx I can never read the chat… Now I have a question, where de fleep is Animal? xD
Elastic: Watching quietly deciding whether or not to leave. Also, looking for an Add-On to view views on a document.
Animal: I never said I was looking for it. All I said was that there MAY be one. Now, GET TO WORK FINDING ONE. And when you do, PM me it pl0x :D
Elastic: Well, there you go. xD. So, you got any questions for us before we move on to the next set of questions that don’t exist but I make up along the way?
Kacey: Nope, think I’m good. xD
Elastic: Okay, then. Do you ever want to work at ROBLOX?
Kacey: Omg yes, I actually plan on moving to California when I am 19, moving to Texas for a year first, and when I’m ready, hopefully Cali. I think it’ll be an amazing experience.
Elastic: Nice. You might meet me there sometime, I plan to work there for a while at least. What job do you want to have there?
Kacey: Really? That sounds awesome! It’ll be cool working with people I know but never actually met in real life. Haha, but yeah. I kind of want to just do a lot of the publicity. Like, on the streams and stuff, I wanna be there and also travel to all the cons.
Elastic: Yep, it sounds nice. So, how long have you been on ROBLOX?
Kacey: I have had two alts, well. They’re alts now. But I have been playing since 2009, and I have no idea where my first account went. cx
Elastic: Like, you forgot the password or was it hacked?
Kacey: I don’t even remember what the username was…
Elastic: Wow, that’s weird. xD Hmmm...What’s your favorite gear?
Kacey: The fans one. Then I actually have allot of people who swarm. xD
Elastic: Haha, well I like the Teapot Turret. Even though it doesn’t work in most servers anymore xD Animal wants to point out it is both a hat AND a gear, and I know >;o
Animal: The gear is some type of gravity hammer that is a 1-hit KO, I think. And there’s supposed to be some teapot meshed car, but that’s broken. And the teapot hat gives you special cmds that uses fire to kill players.
Elastic: Yeah, it’s weird and awesome. Exactly why I like it. So… are you involved in any groups, Kacey?
Kacey: Actually, other than my fan groups, and Rhyan’s, or Twitch groups, not really… I used to be REALLY involved in Total Drama Island groups as a host. cx
Elastic: Welp, now that you have taken this interview, you are legally bound by law to join The ROBLOX Archives.
Animal: Or you can pay a small fee of 2m+ Robux. We never said it’d be small from our points of view, more of Merely’s point of view or Shedletsky’s.
Elastic: -Takes out notepad- So, yes, what will it be?
Kacey: uh uh uhuhhhhhhhh, because I am broke, guess I’m joining a group. xD
Animal: You don’t have to be active. And you don’t have to say you are part of the group.
Elastic: All you must do is publicly advertise it everywhere.
Animal: Even on your streams and Twitter.
Elastic: Oooooookay, then. How long have you been what you could consider ‘famous’?
Kacey: omg, lol. cx But yeah, idk. I joined streams in early October, people really started liking me near the end of it. But people who actually work for ROBLOX have started noticing me about two to three months ago. :3
Elastic: Well, you seem pretty famous already. Do you have any real-life friends that are famous on ROBLOX?
Kacey: Uh, have to have friends who play ROBLOX to be famous on it. xD
Elastic: Hah, OK. Do you have any siblings?
Kacey: Yeah, one full sister, one half brother, and three step brothers. cx
Elastic: Hahahaha. Hmm. By the way, I am totally not gathering this info to kidnap you. Also, I need your mother’s maiden name, your social security and your current location along with any travel plans. Thanks! xD
Kacey: Oh… uh. Well, this is awkward. *cough*
Elastic: Hahaha, just kidding. Maybe… hmmm. How did you find ROBLOX?
Kacey: Actually, by my little cousin, I thought the game was weird at first and stopped playing for a few months, but then I really started to like it.
Elastic: Nice.
Animal: How did YOU find Roblox?
Kacey: Yee, how did YOU Elastic?
Elastic: No freaking idea but I think my good friend convinced me it wasn’t only for... prepubescent little kids as one Poods fan said. I didn’t really play it until I saw an ad and said “Why not” and now I regret that moment forever. What about YOU, Animal?
Animal: One of my friends showed me Roblox back in sixth grade. I joined in 2011. The date was 11/7/11 I think.
If you have read this far into our interview, you deserve a trophy. But we do not give out trophies because we are too poor to afford them. If you are angry, please send us hate mail. We like hate mail because you aren’t lying. And if you will send us fan mail, good for you. We like fan mail because it shows how much you can lie inside of one letter to make us feel better of ourselves. So, before you go join The ROBLOX Archives, think, What would Elastic do? And if you thought ‘Jump off a cliff,’ you are correct! You should get a trophy. But like stated above, we will not give you one.
Elastic: Well, that was weird.
Animal: What is your favorite book that you read over the past 130 days?
Kacey: Uh, well. I don’t read… But, I have to in class, so we read a short story, called “Lamb to the Slaughter”, it was interesting.
Elastic: SCREW THIS, WE AREN’T FRIENDS. YOU DON’T READ, I BLOCK YE ON TWITTER Haha. But really. Also, you read all this >:D -Blocks KC on Twitter-
Kacey: D:........ o’whale.
Animal: What is your favorite mode of transportation?
Kacey: Erm, well. Probably horse. xD I love riding horses.
Elastic: What is your favorite state and why?
Kacey: Uh, Texas. Duh, it’s my home state and I love it sooooo much. Texas girl forever and ever. cx
Elastic: Okay den. I like NC. Pretty much because I was born and raised there. Also, it’s beautiful.
Kacey: OOOOO, I live dere now. :3
Elastic: Ooooh, really? Do you live on the coast?
Kacey: Yeah, but that’s all I’m giving out. xD
Elastic: Yeah, I do too :P go eest cowst wooo
Animal: What’s your favorite type of animal?
Kacey: A winter fox, then a giraffe, then a monkey, THEN a horse, and after dat a cow. :3
Animal: What would you do in an event of a fire if you were trapped inside a windowless room with Elastic? And Elastic had a gun.
Kacey: Probably die… That was a horrible question. xD
Elastic: Welp, I would probably shoot her just because I don’t want to have the shame of dying in a small room with another person, especially a girl. It looks bad on my death report. Also I don’t like her FACE.
Kacey: Oucchhh. This escalated quickly.
Animal: What is your favorite type of color?
Elastic: ‘Type of color’...? The colorful kind.
Animal: No, the animal color kind, duh.
Elastic: :P I unblocked KC because I finally think she learned her lesson.
Kacey: WOW YOU ACTUALLY BLOCKED ME? LOL xDDD I didn’t check.
Elastic: I never take shortcuts to prove a point.
Kacey: Obviously. cx Okay, but fo’realys, I love blue and yellow. Especially yellow. :3
Elastic: I like the good one. Y’know, the color after green? Like, right before black. Hmmm…. What is your political orientation? I, personally, am a communist! (Only Animal will get that one)
Kacey: I don’t exactly want to get into politics. cx
Elastic: Welp, I almost made an inside joke. Y-you didn’t join TRA. TIME FOR YOU TO PAY UP.
Kacey:
Elastic: Furreal, we are desperate. xD
Kacey: I’m getting tired. xD This has been going on for awhile. x3
Elastic: Yeah, I think we’re gonna have to try again some other time because this went from interview to… talking and 21 questions. Just like most of Stonix’s streams. xD
Kacey: Exactly. cx I think this should end soon…
Elastic: Welp, I am going to go in like 45 mins so I won’t have anything to do other than read this. Oh, wait… that will take an hour at this point xD Hmm… I am still surprised you didn’t notice I blocked you for like 45 mins… xD
Animal: From an interview to a talk show. Join us next week on Talking With Two Nubs With a Keyboard & PC, next time we will have other people you know!
Elastic: -Quietly contemplates life because no one else is talking-
Kacey: *cough* I was jamming out to Ed Sheeran… but yeah, thanks for having me. xD
Elastic: I am going to go read over it and re-assure myself that this should NOT BE SHARED. xD You should do the same, it’s a different kind of fun to re-read it :P This doc go so weird so fast…
Kacey: If this isn’t shared I will be mad that I spent so much time typing. xD
Elastic: UGHHHHH fine. But you better go re-read it and make sure you still think that. And just talk on the chat now :P
Kacey: I like sushi. -3-
Elastic: Oh, cool story breh
Kacey: I’m random. Kappa but whatevs. Thank you for having me and having some weird conversations and some awesome questions! I really enjoyed myself! Hope you found out everything you wanted. :D
Elastic: Not really, not enough to steal your snacks. Girls don’t realize that’s all we guys want. SNAAAACCKKS
Kacey: Snacks are cool. But I think it’s time I go. xD Goodnight Elastic and Animal! I had fun. cx
Elastic: I thought you already left xD But g’night. See you… maybe never if I forget to unblock you again. AHH THE BOTS ARE COMING
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